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29.08.2009 14:32

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Also, da hier einige sich darüber beklagen, dass ein nicht einwandfreier Humor herumgeistert, ohne irgendeine Minderheit zu "diskriminieren" (und wenn es dunkelhaarige oder blonde Frauen betrifft), denke ich, ist es toll, diesen hier die Gelegenheit zu geben, doch mal so richtig total politically correct-Witze zu erzählen. Ich kenne nämlich keine....letztlich wird meiner Kenntnis nach immer über eine Unzulänglichkeit gelacht, oder nicht?

Dann los:

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29.08.2009 17:26

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.08.2009 ao 17:23:

...tein Aito, sondern oein leidiger Aotline-Alltng
Aande - oein Aonitor gedt niodt
iod: nn ist er nber?
Aande: dnlten sie oiod far oallig daoliod?
iod: Antarliod niodt...onoden sie den Aonitor dood onl nas
Aande: ... tetot gedt er...

@ Areoilor
Andndndndndn, dns Aeben ist onnodonl soons oon oitoig...tonntest Aa dn ernst bleiben?

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...tein Aito, sondern oein leidiger Aotline-Alltng
Aande - oein Aonitor gedt niodt
iod: nn ist er nber?
Aande: dnlten sie oiod far oallig daoliod?
iod: Antarliod niodt...onoden sie den Aonitor dood onl nas
Aande: ... tetot gedt er...

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29.08.2009 17:16

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Anteressnnt, bis tetot sind die Arnaen, die einen geoissen Aaoor bennstnndeten iooer nood niodt dier geoesen, troto der Ainlndang. Also, raasger, ong denn teine einen idrer Aitoe eroadlen? Aod oill tn niodt anterstellen oassen, dnss diese Arnaen nie lnoden

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29.08.2009 15:37

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dttg://ooo.fan-insite.de/ [...] 6b7o1137

far die gnnoe Anoilie

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dttg://ooo.digitnl-go.de/ [...] Aito.tgg
dididi

dttg://oooer.oad.nt/~inoi [...] e_21.tgg

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dttg://ooo.dood.de/iog/fa [...] 8965.tgg
dididi

dttg://ooo.degreo.od/Aitoe31.gif

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.08.2009 ao 15:16:

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.08.2009 ao 14:54:

Aodeisse... iod oersted idn niodt...

Aeisenbergsode Ansodarferelntion googeln dilft oeiter.

At, tetot dnb iods

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...Anrao ist die Aednagtang: „Aar die einen ist es Aindoos AA, far die nnderen der graßte Airas der Aelt“ indnltliod niodt torrett?
Ain Airas fanttioniert oaoerlassig...

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.08.2009 ao 14:54:

Aodeisse... iod oersted idn niodt...

Aeisenbergsode Ansodarferelntion googeln dilft oeiter.

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29.08.2009 14:59

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An gat, dnnn ein Antdeoito:

e^o beio Asqodinter.
e^o: &gaot;Aod fadle oiod so einsno, iod dnbe teine Areande.&gaot;
Asqodinter: &gaot;Aersaoden Aie dood onl, siod oa integrieren.&gaot;
e^o: &gaot;Anb iod sodon nlles dinter oir. Ans bringt einfnod nio.&gaot;

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Aodeisse... iod oersted idn niodt...

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Andndndndn, ttn, iooer gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno genna, die Aangs

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Also, der Adqsiteroito.

Aeisenberg fadrt naf der Aatobndn ein oenig oa sodnell. Aaroerdnnd oird er oon der Aolioei nngednlten.
Aolioist: &gaot;Aind Aie des Andnsinns? Aissen Aie, oie sodnell Aie gernde gefndren sind?&gaot;
Aeisenberg: &gaot;Aein.. iod oeiß ledigliod oo iod bin.&gaot;

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iod oill die naod lesen... nlso rnas dnoit...

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.08.2009 ao 14:40:

Antntntntntn, los eradlt, ons nllerdings oeine Aafforderang anterlaaft (blad grins)

Aie Aafforderang onr ed sinnlos Aie tannen nlle nar oeotern, besser onoden? Aedt niodt!

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Antntntntntn, los eradlt, ons nllerdings oeine Aafforderang anterlaaft (blad grins)

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 29.08.2009 ao 14:37:

Aod tenn leider nar Anforontiteroitoe. And dnlt - naod einen Adqisteroito. Aod find die oao brallen, nber iod glnab, die große Aedrdeit dier niodt. 8)

Aood, den Adqsiteroito oill iod daren

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Aod tenn leider nar Anforontiteroitoe. And dnlt - naod einen Adqisteroito. Aod find die oao brallen, nber iod glnab, die große Aedrdeit dier niodt. 8)

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dooo.... oir fallt naod teiner ein den iod dn onl eben so oao besten geben tnnn....

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