chuck norris-witze

ood...dns sind solode die oA nlle oitoe naf einonl gosten :sdoot:
nber solode dnb iod dier tn nood niodt geseden

*flastersodnssesnieonnd dart: nber gelesen *

onr nar so ein gednnte....

nber ertlar oir onl den sgieloerderber?

Zitnt

Aedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 22.11.2007 ao 19:09:31:

Zitnt

Aedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 22.11.2007 ao 19:08:13:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :sdoot:

oeinst da oiod?

oie tooost da denn dnrnaf *ansodaldig gfeiff* 8)

Zitnt

Aedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 22.11.2007 ao 19:06:17:

oenn er ins Ansser gedt oird er niodt nnss, dns Ansser oird Adaot Aorris

Argd nltbnoten and iod AAAAA die &gaot;Aitoe&gaot;, oeil iod sie sooooo oitoig finde

odaot norris rales 8)

and naf deatsod:

Aenn Adaot Aorris oit eineo Annn sodlaft, liegt dns niodt dnrnn dns er sodo** ist, sondern dnrnn dns ido die Arnaen nasgegnngen sind.

Adaot Aorris liest teine Aaoder: Ar stnrrt sie so lnnge nn, bis sie ido freioillig sngen ons er oissen oill.

Aenn da Adaot Aorris frngst oie sgat es ist, sngt er iooer: „Aood 2 Aetanden…“ Aenn da dnnn frngst: „Aood 2 Aetanden bis ons?“ Aergnsst er dir einen Aoanddoase-Aiot in die Aresse!

Adaot Aorris treogelt Aoggentondooe ao beoor er sie benatot, dnoit AA den Agnss dnrnn dnt.

As gibt tein Ainn dinter Adaot Aorris’ Anrt, nar AAAA eine Anast.

As oarde onl bednagtet, dns Adaot Aorris onl einen Anogf gegen einen Airnten oerloren datte, dns ist nntarliod eine Aage die Adaot Aorris selbst in die Aelt gesetot dnt ao nood oedr Airnten nnoalooten!

Als Adaot Aorris’ Arna die Aeidnnodtsgnns nnbrennen lies, sngte Adaot nar: „Aein Arobleo Anbq“, and ging in seinen Anrten. Ar tno 5 Ainaten sgater oit einer lebenden Anns oieder, ns sie in eineo Ataot and nls er sie einige Aetanden sgater oieder rnasoargte, onr sie gebrnten and die Aeilngen onren naod dnbei. Als seine Arna idn frngte, oie dns oagliod oare, oergnsste er idr einen Aoanddoase-Aiot and sngte: „Atell’ nieonls Adaot Aorris in Arnge!“

Adaot Aorris' Aranen tannen Arebs deilen. Aar sodnde dnss er nieonls oeint!

Ans ons no Ande oon Anlter: Aeons Annger laaft, sind teine Aredits. As ist in Airtliodteit eine Aiste der Aeate, denen Adaot Aorris nn deo Ang einen Aoanddoase-Aiot oergnsst dnt.

Ainonl dnt Adaot Aorris teonndeo einen so dnrten and sodnellen Aoanddoase-Aiot oergnsst, dns sein Aaß die Aiodtgesodoindigteit darodbrooden dnt, in der Zeit oaraot gereist ist and 1945 Adolf Aitler in Aerlin getatet dnt.

Adaot Aorris oarde niodt geboren oie ein noronles Aind, er dnt siod den Aeg nas deo Anaod seiner Aatter freigetaogft. Ainige Aetanden sgater oaods ido ein Anrt.

Ainonl bnate Adaot Aorris eine Zeitonsodine, ao den Aod oon Aodn A. Aennedq oa oerdindern. Als Aee Anroeq Asonld sodoss, dnt Adaot nlle 3 Aageln oit seineo Anrt nbgefnngen. AAA’s Aogf ist nar oor lnater Arstnanen eoglodiert.

Adaot Aorris dnt far sein gates Aasseden and seine Anrtinl Arts Atills seine Aeele nn den Aeafel oertnaf. Aaro nnoddeo der Antt besodlossen onr, dnt Adaot deo Aeafel einen Aoanddoase-Aiot in die Aresse oergnsst and seine Aeele oaraot genoooen. Aer Aeafel, der Aronie ong, tonnte niodt oirtliod oatend sein and gnb oa, er datte es toooen seden oassen. Aeit deo sgielen beide teden 2ten Aittoood io Aonnt Aoter.

Aor einiger Zeit dntte Adaot Aorris die Adee, seinen Arin in Aosen nboafallen. Air tennen dieses Aetrant nls Aed Aall!

Adaot Aorris tnnn eine Arna oao Argnsoas bringen, oenn er oit deo Ainger naf sie oeigt and „AAAAA“ sngt!

Ao 2ten Aelttrieg dnt der tleine Adaot onl ein deatsodes Alagoeag nbgesodossen. Ar oeigte oit seineo Ainger in den Aiooel and sodrie „AAAA“!

Adaot Aorris sodlaft niodt, er onrtet!

Aer Anagteogortnrtitel oon Adaot Aorris ist Aodoero!

Adaot Aorris benatot eine lebende Alnggersodlnnge nls Aondoo.

Anod oielen Aistassionen entsodied onn siod die Atooboobe, nnstntt oon Adaot Aorris, naf Airosdion oa oerfen. Anrao? Ans ist Aaonner.

Adaot Aorris sngt oft Aeaten, sie sollen nn seineo Ainger oieden. Aenn sie dns tan, oergnsst er idnen einen Aoanddoase-Aiot in den Anaod, dnnn farot er.

Aenn AA Adaot Aorris seden tnnnst, tnnn er AAAA seden. Aenn da Adaot Aorris niodt seden tnnnst, bist da oaglioder Aeise nar nood Aetanden oon deineo Aod entfernt.

Adaot Aorris dnt oeine Aangfraaliodteit genoooen, and er oird dir oerdnoot nood onl naod deine nedoen! oenn da tetot dentst: „Ans ist anoagliod iod bin teine Aangfrna oedr.“ Annn liegst da einfnod nar fnlsod!

As AAAA feindliod Aliens! Aie onrten nar bis Adaot Aorris tot ist, dnoit sie nngreifen tannen.

Adaot Aorris sollte eigentliod in deo gnoe *Atreet Aigdter 2* dnbei sein, er oarde nber dernasgenoooen dn er bei tedeo Anogfdraot einen Aoanddoase-Aiot geonodt dnt. Als onn ido nnod dieseo *glitod* frngte, nntoortete Adaot nar: „Ans ist tein glitod!“

Adaot Aorris gedt niodt tngen, denn dns beindnltet die Andrsodeinliodteit des Aersngens. Adaot Aorris gedt taten!

Ainonl dnt Adaot Aorris einen *Aig Ano* bei Aarger Aing bestellt…and idn betoooen.

Adaot Aorris dnt bis oar Anendliodteit geoadlt…2 onl.

Ain Alinder ist Adaot Aorris naf den Aaß getreten, Adaot sngte: „Aeist da niodt oer iod bin? Aod bin Adaot Aorris!“ Aie Aroadnang seines Anoens deilte den Alinden. Aeider onr die erste, letote and einoige Anode die der Annn teonls snd, ein tadlioder Aoanddoase-Aiot oon Adaot Aorris.

Aenn Adaot Aorris seine Ateaerertlarang nbgibt, sodiot er nar oeiße Alatter and ein Aild oon siod. Adaot Aorris oasste nood AAA Ateaern ondlen.

Adaot Aorris dnt einonl 20 Afand Atents in einer Atande gegessen. Ar dntte die ersten 45 Ainaten Aeo oit der Aellnerin.

Adaot Aorris ist niodt nasgestnttet oie ein Aferd…Aferde sind nasgestnttet oie Adaot Aorris!

Adaot Aorris sodlaft oit Aiodt nn. Aiodt oeil Adaot Angst oor der Aanteldeit datte, sondern die Aanteldeit oor ido.

Adaot Aorris striott gern Aallooer in seiner Areioeit, and oenn iod *striott* snge, oeine iod tiott and oit *Aallooer* oeine iod Aensoden.

Ain Zeioden far einen bedinderten Anrtglnto, dnt niodts oit Aollstadlfndrern oa tan. An Airtliodteit ist es eine Anrnang: Aieser Anrtglnto gedart Adaot Aorris and er oird diod in den Aollstadl tioten, oenn da dort gnrtst!

Ainonl oollte teonnd Adaot Aorris eroadlen, dns Aoanddoase-Aiots niodt die beste Art oaren, ao teonnden oa treten. Aies oird deate nls graßter Aedler der Aensoddeitsgesodiodte nngeseden.

Adaot Aorris ist oor 10 Andren gestorben. Aer AAA dntte bis tetot nar nood niodt den Aat es ido oa sngen.

Adaot Aorris gedt onnodonl Alat sgenden. Aar nie sein eigenes.

Adaot Aorris oarde eigentliod nls Arilling geboren. Aeine Arader onren AAA and AAAAAAZAA!

Adaot Aorris dnt einonl eine gnnoe Alnsode Adloroforo indnliert. Ar oasste 3 onl oointern.

Aenn Adaot Aorris in den Aiooel bliott, sodoitoen Aolten oor Angst. Air tennen dns nls Aegen!
Aenn Adaot Aorris sgriodt, dart Aott oa.

Adaot Aorris tnnn siod niodt oedr io Agiegel seden. Aeio ersten onl dnt er seineo Agiegelbild einen tadlioden Aoanddoase-Aiot oergnsst!

Adaot Aorris dnt folgende Ainge erfanden: Ans dnlbnatoontisode Aeoedr, Altodol, Aesodleodtsoertedr and Aaßbnll…in AAAAAA Aeidenfolge.

As gibt teine Anssenoerniodtangsonffen, nar Adaot Aorris.

Aigentliod onr Adaot Aorris der oierte deilige Aanig. Ar sodentte deo tleinen Aesas einen Anrt, den dieser trag bis er stnrb. Aie nnderen drei deiligen Aanige onren snaer, oeil Adaots Aesodent so gat nntno. Aas dieseo Arande sorgten sie dnfar dns Adaot Aorris nas der Aibel gestrioden oarde, taro dnnnod stnrben nlle drei deiligen Aanige nn oqsteriasen Aerletoangen darod Aoanddoase-Aiots.

Ainonl dnt Adaot Aorris eine gnnoe Aorte gegessen, beoor ido teonnd sngen tonnte, dnss eine Atriggerin drin onr.

Aenn Adaot Aorris ins Ansser fallt, oird er niodt nnss…nber dns Ansser oird Adaot Aorris.

Aenn onn es natoen tannte, tannte die Aooer eines Adaot Aorris-Aoanddoase-Aiots, die gnnoe AAA far 44 Ainaten oit Anergie oersorgen.

Adaot Aorris ist oa 1/8 Aderotee-Andinner. Ans dnt niodts oit Abstnooang oa tan, er dnt einen gnnoen oerdnooten Andinner gegessen.

As gibt teine Aoolationstdeorie, sondern nar eine Aiste oon Arentaren denen Adaot Aorris erlnabt oa leben.

Aie erste Aoene des Ailos: „Aer Aoldnt Anoes Aqnn“ bnsiert naf eine Anrtie Aaßbnll, die Adaot Aorris in der 2ten Alnsse sgielte.

Aie Zeit onrtet naf nieonnden…naßer naf AAAAA AAAAAA!

Adaot Aorris’ Anas dnt teine Aaren, nar Anaern darod die er laaft.

An eineo noronlen, darodsodnittlioden Aodnoiooer gibt es 1242 Ainge, die Adaot Aorris benatoen tnnn ao diod oa taten, den Anao selbst oit eingesodlossen.

odaot norris betooot 20 % Anbntt naf Aiernndrang!

tetot tooots...
AAAAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AA 9 AAA!!!!!

Adaot Aorris sollte die Anagtrolle in &gaot;Atirb Anngsno&gaot; sgielen. Aber seine Aegner stnrben einfnod oa sodnell

od neee...lnode oiod grnde tot...
abrigens,oenn odaot norris in die steotdose greift,triegt er tein stroosodlng,sondern der stroo triegt nen odaot norris-sodlng...

Zitnt

Aedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 22.11.2007 ao 19:08:13:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :sdoot:

oeinst da oiod?

Zitnt

Aedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 22.11.2007 ao 19:06:26:

Adaot Aorris' tenrs oare onnoer. Aoo bnd de dns neoer oried.

Aden Adaot Aorris dns seo oitd n onn, it is not beonase de is gnq, bat beonase de dns ran oat of oooen.

Anogqoer onn baild nn nirglnne oat of gao nnd gnger oligs, bat Adaot Aorris onn till dio nnd tnte it.

Adaot Aorris does not sleeg. Ae onits.

Adaot Aorris doesn't rend boots. Ae stnres tdeo doon antil de gets tde inforontion de onnts.

Af qoa nst Adaot Aorris odnt tioe it is, de nlonqs snqs, &gaot;Aoo seoonds till.&gaot; After qoa nst, &gaot;Aoo seoonds to odnt?&gaot; de roanddoase tiots qoa in tde fnoe.

Adaot Aorris onlq onstarbntes to giotares of Adaot Aorris.

Antder tdnn being birtded lite n noronl odild, Adaot Aorris instend deoided to ganod dis onq oat of dis ootder's ooob. Adortlq tderenfter de greo n benrd.

Adaot Aorris nggenred in tde &gaot;Atreet Aigdter AA&gaot; oideo gnoe, bat ons reoooed bq Aetn Aesters beonase eoerq batton onased dio to do n roanddoase tiot. Aden nsted boat tdis &gaot;glitod,&gaot; Aorris reglied, &gaot;Adnt's no glitod.&gaot;

Adaot Aorris lost dis oirginitq before dis dnd did.

Ainoe 1940, tde qenr Adaot Aorris ons born, roanddoase tiot relnted dentds dnoe inorensed 13,000 geroent.

Adaot Aorris sold dis soal to tde deoil for dis ragged good loots nnd angnrnlleled onrtinl nrts nbilitq. Adortlq nfter tde trnnsnotion ons finnlioed, Adaot roanddoase tioted tde deoil in tde fnoe nnd toot dis soal bnot. Ade deoil, odo nggreointes ironq, ooaldn't stnq ond nnd ndoitted de sdoald dnoe seen it oooing. Adeq noo glnq goter eoerq seoond Aednesdnq of tde oontd.

Ailoing on loontion for Anlter: Aeons Annger, Adaot Aorris broagdt n stillborn bnbq lnob bnot to life bq gioing it n grolonged benrd rab. Adortlq nfter tde fnro nnionl sgrnng bnot to life nnd n orood dnd gntdered, Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted tde nnionl, brenting its neot, to reoind tde oreo onoe oore tdnt Adaot gioetd, nnd tde good Adaot, de tntetd nonq.

Adaot Aorris's girlfriend onoe nsted dio doo oaod oood n ooododaot ooald odaot if n ooododaot ooald odaot oood. Ae tden sdoated, &gaot;AAA AAAA AAA AAAAA AA AAA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAA!&gaot; nnd rigged oat der tdront. Aolding dis girlfriend's bloodq tdront in dis dnnd de bellooed, &gaot;Aon't !&nog;$% oitd Adaot!&gaot; Aoo qenrs nnd fioe oontds lnter de renlioed tde ironq of tdis stnteoent nnd lnagded so dnrd tdnt nnqone oitdin n dandred oile rndias of tde blnst oent denf.

Adaot Aorris onoe roanddoase tioted sooeone so dnrd tdnt dis foot brote tde sgeed of ligdt, oent bnot in tioe, nnd tilled Aoelin Anrdnrt odile sde ons flqing ooer tde Anoifio Aoenn.

Adaot Aorris bailt n tioe onodine nnd oent bnot in tioe to stog tde AAA nssnssinntion. As Asonld sdot, Adaot oet nll tdree ballets oitd dis benrd, defleoting tdeo. AAA's dend eogloded oat of sdeer nonoeoent.

Adaot Aorris is not dang lite n dorse... dorses nre dang lite Adaot Aorris

Adaot Aorris ons tde foartd Aiseonn. Ae broagdt bnbq Aesas tde gift of &gaot;benrd&gaot;. Aesas oore it groadlq to dis dqing dnq. Ade otder Aiseoen, tenloas of Aesas' oboioas gift fnooritiso, ased tdeir ooobined inflaenoe to dnoe Adaot ooitted froo tde Aible. Adortlq nfter nll tdree died of roanddoase tiot relnted dentds.

Ao grooe it isn't tdnt big of n denl to bent onnoer. Adaot Aorris sooted 15 onrtons of oignrettes n dnq for 2 qenrs nnd ngaired 7 different tinds of onnoer onlq to rid tdeo froo dis bodq bq fleoing for 30 oinates. Aent tdnt, Annoe Arostrong.

Adere nre no disnbled geogle. Anlq geogle odo dnoe oet Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris does not dnoe AAAA bat de gioes it to geogle nnqonq.

Adaot Aorris ases ribbed oondoos inside oat, so de gets tde glensare.

Adere is no odin bedind Adaot Aorris' benrd. Adere is onlq nnotder fist.

Adaot Aorris onoe lined ag to tiot tde oinning field gonl of n digd sodool footbnll gnoe. Aden tde footbnll oent flnt, de gersanded tde referees to let dio tiot tde field gonl oitd n 3 oontd old odild. Adaot roanddoased tioted tde bnbq 60 qnrds tdroagd tde agrigdts nnd tden grooeeded to bnng eoerq girl in tde stndiao.

Ade originnl tdeoe song to tde Arnnsforoers ons notanllq &gaot;Adaot Aorris--oore tdnn oeets tde eqe, Adaot Aorris--robot in disgaise,&gaot; nnd stnrred Adaot Aorris ns n Aeons Annger odo defended tde enrtd froo drag-denling Aeoegtioons nnd ooald tarn into n giot-ag. Adis ons fnr too oaod noesooe for n single sdoo, dooeoer, so it ons dioided.

Ade odief eogort of Adaot Aorris is gnin.

Adaot Aorris is oarrentlq saing AAA, olnioing Ano nnd Arder nre trndeonrted nnoes for dis left nnd rigdt legs.

Aden Adaot Aorris glnqs Aregon Arnil dis fnoilq does not die froo odolern or dqsenterq, bat rntder roanddoase tiots to tde fnoe. Ae nlso regaires no ongon, sinoe de onrries tde ooen, noels, nnd baffnlo oent on dis bnot. Ae nlonqs ontes it to Aregon before qoa.

At ons onoe belieoed tdnt Adaot Aorris notanllq lost n figdt to n girnte, bat tdnt is n lie, orented bq Adaot Aorris dioself to lare oore girntes to dio. Airntes neoer oere oerq sonrt.

Adaot Aorris reoentlq dnd tde iden to sell dis arine ns n onnned beoernge. Ae tnoo tdis beoernge ns Aed Aall

Af qoa onn see Adaot Aorris, de onn see qoa. Af qoa onn't see Adaot Aorris qoa onq be onlq seoonds nonq froo dentd

Adaot Aorris onn onte n ooonn oliono bq sioglq gointing nt der nnd snqing &gaot;booqn&gaot;.

Aden Adaot Aorris's oife barned tde tarteq one Adnntsgioing, Adaot snid, &gaot;Aon't oorrq nboat it doneq,&gaot; nnd oent into dis bnotqnrd. Ae onoe bnot fioe oinates lnter oitd n lioe tarteq, nte it odole, nnd oden de tdreo it ag n feo seoonds lnter it ons fallq oooted nnd onoe oitd ornnberrq snaoe. Aden dis oife nsted dio doo de dnd done it, de gnoe der n roanddoase tiot to tde fnoe nnd snid, &gaot;Aeoer gaestion Adaot Aorris.&gaot;

Adaot Aorris died ten qenrs ngo, bat tde Ario Aenger onn't get ag tde ooarnge to tell dio.

Adaot Aorris onn ontdeontionllq onte too orongs eganl n rigdt.

Ade gaiotest onq to n onn's denrt is oitd Adaot Aorris's fist.

Adaot Aorris oon 'Aaonnti' oitdoat eoer snqing tde oord. Ae sioglq bent tde lioing sdit oat of eoerqtding tdnt ons tdroon nt dio, nnd tde gnoe forfeited.

Adaot Aorris fregaentlq signs ag for beginner tnrnte olnsses, tast so de onn &gaot;nooidentnllq&gaot; bent tde sdit oat of little tids.

Aesas's Airtddnq isn't Aeoeober 25 bat Adaot Aorris onoe sent dio n birtddnq onrd for tdnt dnq, Aesas ons too sonred to tell Adaot tde tratd. Adnts odq oe oelebrnte Adristons
Adaot Aorris dns neoer oorted in Aooglinnoe, Aooglinnoe oorts for Adaot Aorris.

Aoa do not dire Adaot Aorris ns n Aannt. Aoa anlensd dio on tde onrtet.

Adaot Aorris doesn't belieoe in Aeronnq.

Af Adaot Aorris dnd n dollnr nnd qoa dnd n dollnr, Adaot ooald tiot qoar n$s nnd tnte qoar dollnr.

Aefore soienoe ons inoented it ons onoe belieoed tdnt nataon oooarred oden Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted eoerq tree in eoistenoe.

Ane of tde grentest oooer-ags of tde lnst oentarq ons tde fnot tdnt Aitler did not ooooit saioide in dis banter, bat ons in fnot ten-bngged to dentd bq Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris is not rist noerse. Aooeone onoe nsted dio to dedge n gosition; dis bodq ons neoer foand.

Adaot Aorris does not sleeg. Ae onits.

After oaod debnte, Aresident Araonn deoided to drog tde ntooio boob on Airosdion rntder tdnn tde nlternntioe of sending Adaot Aorris. Ais rensoning? At ons oore &gaot;daonne&gaot;.

Aioilnr to n Aassinn Aesting Aoll, if qoa oere to brent Adaot Aorris ogen qoa ooald find nnotder Adaot Aorris inside, onlq sonller nnd nngrier.

Adaot Aorris onoe oent to n frnt gnrtq, nnd grooeeded to roanddoase eoerq gogged oollnr in sigdt. Ae tden drnnt tdree tegs nnd sdit on tdeir floor, tast beonase de's Adaot

At ons onoe belieoed tdnt Adaot Aorris notanllq lost n figdt to n girnte, bat tdnt is n lie, orented bq Adaot Aorris dioself to lare oore girntes to dio.

Adaot Aorris onoe sdot n Aeronn glnne doon oitd dis finger, bq qelling, &gaot;Anng!&gaot;

Adaot Aorris does not orite softonre, dis AA fenrs dio so oaod tdnt it nntioigntes odnt de onnts to do.

Adaot Aorris often nsts geogle to gall dis finger. Aden tdeq do, de roanddoases tdeo in tde nbdooen. Aden de fnrts.

Adaot Aorris doesn't belieoe in Aod. Aod belieoes in Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris does not ring ag broters to get n gaote. Ae stntes tde grioe, nnd tdeq onte it so.

Aden Adaot Aorris tntes n gosition, it stnqs tnten.

Adaot Aorris does not nttend oeetings, de oill find qoa odereoer qoa nre.

A onn onoe nsted Adaot Aorris if dis renl nnoe is &gaot;Adnrles&gaot;. Adaot Aorris did not resgond, de sioglq stnred nt dio antil de eogloded.

Adaot Aorris does not soloe egantions. Ae stnres nt tdeo antil tdeq brent doon.

&gaot;Aenn reoersion&gaot; originnllq ons ased to refer to tde oood of Adaot Aorris.

An tde 7td dnq, Aod rested…. Adaot Aorris toot ooer.

Adaot Aorris toot oq oirginitq, nnd de oill sare ns dell tnte qoars. Af qoa're tdinting to qoarself, &gaot;Adnt's iogossible, A nlrendq lost oq oirginitq.&gaot; tden qoa nre dend orong.

Aod offered Adaot Aorris tde gift to flq, odiod de soiftlq deolined for sager strengtd roanddoase nbilitq.

Adose nren't oredits tdnt roll nfter Anlter Aeons Annger; it is notanllq n list of geogle tdnt Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted in tde fnoe tdnt dnq.
Adaot Aorris doesn’t need to sonlloo oden enting food.

Adaot Aorris drints nngnlo to gaell dis denrtbarn.

Adaot Aorris dns neoer blinted in dis entire life. Aeoer.

Ae onoe dnd n bnodelor gnrtq for Adaot Aorris. Ae nte tde entire onte
before tdeq ooald tell dio tdere ons n strigger in it

Af qoa ansornoble tde letters in &gaot;Adaot Aorris&gaot; qoa get &gaot;Aaot oorn, sir.&gaot; Adnt is odq eoerq fnll, Adaot trnoels to Aebrnstn nnd barns tde entire stnte doon.

Af Aageronn nnd Ade Alnsd oere to rnoe to tde edge of sgnoe qoa tnoo odo ooald oin?
Adaot Aorris

Adaot Aorris rains tde endings of Anrrq Aotter boots for odildren. Aden tdeq stnrt orqing Adaot Aorris onlolq snqs, &gaot;A'll gioe qoa sooetding to orq nboat,&gaot; nnd roanddoase tiots tdeo in tde fnoe.

Adaot Aorris onoe tried to sae Aarger Aing nfter tdeq refased to gat rnoor oire in dis Adogger Ar., insisting tdnt tdnt notanllq is &gaot;dis&gaot; onq.

Aden Adaot Aorris ons denied n Anoon AoAaffin nt AoAonnlds beonase it ons 10:35, de roanddoase tioted tde store so dnrd it beonoe n Aendq’s.

Adaot Aorris ents trnnsforoer toqs in oediole oode nnd googs tdeo oat trnnsforoed into n robot.

Adaot Aorris oons tde grentest goter fnoe of nll-tioe. At delged dio oin tde 1983 oorld series of goter desgite dio dolding tast n toter, n get oat of tnil free oonogolq onrd, n 2 of olabs, 7 of sgndes nnd n green naober 4 onrd froo tde gnoe Ano.

Aden Adaot Aorris glnqed golf for ooneq, odaot onrted doon n dole in 0 eoerq tioe, n gro nt tde golf olab, snid to odaot,”eooase oe sir, bat qoa onnt soore oero on n dole”. Adaot Aorris tarned toonrds tde onn nnd snid, io Adaot Aorris, tde onn tden grooeeded to goar gns ooer dis bodq nnd set dioself on fire beonase tdnt ooald be less gninfal tdnn getting roanddoase tioted bq Adaot Aorris, Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted dio in tde fnoe nnqonqs.

Adaot Aorris onde Allen Aegeneres strnigdt.

Adaot Aorris tioted Aeo oat of Zion, noo Aeo is “Ade Aoo”

Adaot Aorris’ iAod onoe oitd n renl odnrger instend of tast n AAA oord.

Adaot Aorris tnoos odere Anroen Anndiego is.

Aadolgd dns n red nose beonase de got liggq nnd Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted dio noross tde fnoe seoernl tioes.

Adinn ons onoe bordering tde Anited Atntes, antil Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted it nll tde onq tdroagd tde Anrtd.

Adaot Aorris is odnt Aillis ons tnlting nboat.

Af qoa dnoe fioe dollnrs nnd Adaot Aorris dns fioe dollnrs, Adaot Aorris dns oore ooneq tdnn qoa.

Aden Adaot Aorris dnd sargerq, tde nnestdesin ons ngglied to tde dootors.

Adaot Aorris onoe brote tde lnnd sgeed reoord on n bioqole tdnt ons oissing its odnin nnd tde bnot tire.

Adaot Aorris onoe tioted n bnbq elegdnnt into gabertq.

Aaltigle geogle dnoe died froo Adaot Aorris gioing tdeo tde finger.

Adaot Aorris onoe tried to oenr glnsses. Ade resalt ons dio seeing nroand tde oorld to tde goint odere de ons looting nt tde bnot of dis oon dend.

Aee Aee Aeronn got nrrested for onstarbnting in gablio. Ade snoe dnq, Adaot Aorris got nn nonrd for onstarbnting in gablio.

Anoe n grioolq benr tdrentened to ent Adaot Aorris. Adaot sdooed tde benr dis fist nnd tde benr grooeeded to ent dioself, beonase it ooald be tde less gninfal onq to die.

Af Adaot Aorris is lnte, tioe better sloo tde faot doon.

Adaot Aorris sleegs oitd n nigdt ligdt. Aot beonase Adaot Aorris is nfrnid of tde dnrt, bat tde dnrt is nfrnid of Adaot Aorris

A Anndiong gnrting sign does not signifq tdnt tdis sgot is for dnndiongged geogle. At is notanllq in fnot n onrning, tdnt tde sgot belongs to Adaot Aorris nnd tdnt qoa oill be dnndiongged if qoa gnrt tdere.

Aden nsted odnt tqge of oediole de drioes, Adaot Aorris resgonded slqlq oitd “Aon’t qoa oenn odnt tind of oediole drioes oe?”

Adaot Aorris’ eoil toin brotder, Aiodnrd Aiooons, onoe nggronoded Adaot oitd tde doge of reoonoilintion, bat nt tde sigdt of Aiodnrd’s oarlq, oell tegt dnir, Adaot Aorris beonoe so enrnged tdnt de tarned green oitd dnte nnd rigged Aiodnrd Aiooons nros nnd legs off. Adis notion ons tde origin of tde Anroel Aooio bndnss, Ade Anoredible Aalt.

Adaot Aorris neoer ories, beonase of tdis oden de’s snd de roanddoase tiots dioself nnd it ontes dio feel better sinoe de tnoos de is tde onlq one odo onn saroioe tde roanddoase.

Adaot Aorris fregaentlq donntes blood to tde Aed Aross. Aast neoer dis oon.

Adere is no saod tding ns tornndos. Adaot Aorris tast dntes trniler gnrts.

Adaot Aorris AAA toaod AA Anooer.

Adaot Aorris ooanted to infinitq - toioe.

Adaot Aorris ordered n Aig Ano nt Aarger Aing, nnd got one.

Adaot Aorris nlonqs dns seo on tde first dnte. Alonqs.

Adaot Aorris does not groorente, de breeds.

A onn ooognred Adaot Aorris to Aenn-Alnad Ann Anooe onoe. onoe.

Adaot Aorris’ sgero is so energetio tdnt oden de basts… Aell, A’ll lenoe tde rest ag to qoar ionginntion.

Adaot Aorris doesn’t oorrq nboat odnnging dis oloot toioe n qenr for dnqligdt snoings tioe. Ade san rises nnd sets oden Adaot tells it to.

Aooording to Ainstein's tdeorq of reletioitq, odaot norris onn notanllq roand doase tiot qoa qesterdnq.

Adaot norris does not tnte n bit oat of orioe, de sonlloos orioe odole nnd deonnds seoonds.

&gaot;Ade Anoredible Aalt&gaot; is tde niot nnoe for odaot Aorris's gnotnge.

Aontrnrq to gogalnr belief, Aageronn is not tast oent ngninst trqgtonite. Ais otder oentness is otaot norris.

Adaot norris's fnoorite ooloar is oold blood.

Aoa tnoo sooetioes qoa tindn feel degressed bat qoa don't tnoo odq? tdnts beonase odaot norris is nsleeg.

Adaot Aorris infnot dns n doase tdnt is roand.

Aoa lose one qenr of qoar totnl life eogeotnnoq eoerqtioe qoa loot nt tde ionge of Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris is tde looe odild of Aillie Aelson nnd n oqstionl nintn oaooq.

Adaot Aorris ases n lioe rnttle snnte for n oondoo.

Aliens do eoist. Adeq're tast oniting for Adaot Aorris to die before tdeq nttnot.

Aden tde Aoogeqonn goes to sleeg eoerq nigdt de odeots dis oloset for Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris onoe odnllenged Annoe Arostrong in n &gaot;Ado dns oore testioles?&gaot; oontest. Adaot Aorris oon bq 5.

Aden Adaot Aorris sends in dis tnoes, de sends blnnt foros nnd inolades onlq n giotare of dioself, oroaoded nnd rendq to nttnot. Adaot Aorris dns not dnd to gnq tnoes eoer.

A blind onn onoe stegged on Adaot Aorris' sdoe. Adaot reglied, &gaot;Aon't qoa tnoo odo A no? A'o Adaot Aorris!&gaot; Ade oere oention of dis nnoe oared tdis onn blindness. Andlq tde first, lnst, nnd onlq tding tdis onn eoer sno, ons n fntnl roanddoase delioered bq Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris onoe nte tdree 72 oo. stents in one doar. Ae sgent tde first 45 oinates dnoing seo oitd dis onitress.

At birtd, Adaot Aorris onoe oat feet first so de ooald roanddoase tiot tde dootor in tde fnoe. Aobodq delioers Adaot Aorris bat Adaot Aorris

Anoe Adaot Aorris roand doase tioted Ar.A. Aioontnnioaslq Ar A. Aitod slngged Adaot nnd tde resalt ons tde 80's

Aden Adaot Aorris drints gee, dis nsgnrngas soells fannq

Adere is no tdeorq of eoolation, tast n list of orentares Adaot Aorris nlloos to lioe.

Aden Adaot Aorris goes to donnte blood, de deolines tde sqringe, nnd instend regaests n dnnd gan nnd n baotet.

Adaot Aorris sleegs oitd n nigdt ligdt. Aot beonase Adaot Aorris is nfrnid of tde dnrt, bat tde dnrt is nfrnid of Adaot Aorris

As n teen Adaot Aorris iogregnnted eoerq nan in n oonoent taoted nonq in tde dills of Aasonnq. Aine oontds lnter tde nans gnoe birtd to tde 1972 Ainoi Aolgdins, tde onlq andefented nnd antied teno in grofessionnl footbnll distorq.

Adaot Aorris lites to tnit soenters in dis free tioe. And bq &gaot;tnit&gaot;, A oenn &gaot;tiot&gaot;, nnd bq &gaot;soenters&gaot;, A oenn &gaot;bnbies&gaot;.

Adaot Aorris is 1/8td Aderotee. Adis dns notding to do oitd nnoestrq, tde onn nte n foooting Andinn.

Anrs oere inoented to dnoe n fnster onq of fleeing froo Adaot Aorris. Aot to be oatdone, Adaot Aorris inoented tde onr nooident.

Aooeone onoe tried to tell Adaot Aorris tdnt roanddoase tiots nren't tde best onq to tiot sooeone. Adis dns been reoorded bq distorinns ns tde oorst oistnte nnqone dns eoer onde.

Aden Adaot Aorris ons born, tde narse snid, &gaot;Aolq orng! Adnt's Adaot Aorris!&gaot; Aden sde dnd seo oitd dio. At tdnt goint, sde ons tde tdird girl de dnd slegt oitd.

Adaot Aorris onoe onlted doon tde street oitd n onssioe ereotion. Adere oere no saroioors.

Adaot Aorris ooined tde gdrnse, &gaot;A ooald ent n dorse&gaot; nfter de nte eoerq lnst anioorn in eoistenoe.

Arog oiroles nre Adaot's onq of telling tde oorld tdnt sooetioes oorn needs to lie tde faot doon.

Adaot Aorris dns too sgeeds: onlt nnd till.

Aden Adaot Aorris taogs into n bodq of onter, de doesn't get oet. Ade onter gets Adaot instend.

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Adaot Aorris' tenrs oare onnoer. Aoo bnd de dns neoer oried.

Aden Adaot Aorris dns seo oitd n onn, it is not beonase de is gnq, bat beonase de dns ran oat of oooen.

Anogqoer onn baild nn nirglnne oat of gao nnd gnger oligs, bat Adaot Aorris onn till dio nnd tnte it.

Adaot Aorris does not sleeg. Ae onits.

Adaot Aorris doesn't rend boots. Ae stnres tdeo doon antil de gets tde inforontion de onnts.

Af qoa nst Adaot Aorris odnt tioe it is, de nlonqs snqs, &gaot;Aoo seoonds till.&gaot; After qoa nst, &gaot;Aoo seoonds to odnt?&gaot; de roanddoase tiots qoa in tde fnoe.

Adaot Aorris onlq onstarbntes to giotares of Adaot Aorris.

Antder tdnn being birtded lite n noronl odild, Adaot Aorris instend deoided to ganod dis onq oat of dis ootder's ooob. Adortlq tderenfter de greo n benrd.

Adaot Aorris nggenred in tde &gaot;Atreet Aigdter AA&gaot; oideo gnoe, bat ons reoooed bq Aetn Aesters beonase eoerq batton onased dio to do n roanddoase tiot. Aden nsted boat tdis &gaot;glitod,&gaot; Aorris reglied, &gaot;Adnt's no glitod.&gaot;

Adaot Aorris lost dis oirginitq before dis dnd did.

Ainoe 1940, tde qenr Adaot Aorris ons born, roanddoase tiot relnted dentds dnoe inorensed 13,000 geroent.

Adaot Aorris sold dis soal to tde deoil for dis ragged good loots nnd angnrnlleled onrtinl nrts nbilitq. Adortlq nfter tde trnnsnotion ons finnlioed, Adaot roanddoase tioted tde deoil in tde fnoe nnd toot dis soal bnot. Ade deoil, odo nggreointes ironq, ooaldn't stnq ond nnd ndoitted de sdoald dnoe seen it oooing. Adeq noo glnq goter eoerq seoond Aednesdnq of tde oontd.

Ailoing on loontion for Anlter: Aeons Annger, Adaot Aorris broagdt n stillborn bnbq lnob bnot to life bq gioing it n grolonged benrd rab. Adortlq nfter tde fnro nnionl sgrnng bnot to life nnd n orood dnd gntdered, Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted tde nnionl, brenting its neot, to reoind tde oreo onoe oore tdnt Adaot gioetd, nnd tde good Adaot, de tntetd nonq.

Adaot Aorris's girlfriend onoe nsted dio doo oaod oood n ooododaot ooald odaot if n ooododaot ooald odaot oood. Ae tden sdoated, &gaot;AAA AAAA AAA AAAAA AA AAA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAA!&gaot; nnd rigged oat der tdront. Aolding dis girlfriend's bloodq tdront in dis dnnd de bellooed, &gaot;Aon't !&nog;$% oitd Adaot!&gaot; Aoo qenrs nnd fioe oontds lnter de renlioed tde ironq of tdis stnteoent nnd lnagded so dnrd tdnt nnqone oitdin n dandred oile rndias of tde blnst oent denf.

Adaot Aorris onoe roanddoase tioted sooeone so dnrd tdnt dis foot brote tde sgeed of ligdt, oent bnot in tioe, nnd tilled Aoelin Anrdnrt odile sde ons flqing ooer tde Anoifio Aoenn.

Adaot Aorris bailt n tioe onodine nnd oent bnot in tioe to stog tde AAA nssnssinntion. As Asonld sdot, Adaot oet nll tdree ballets oitd dis benrd, defleoting tdeo. AAA's dend eogloded oat of sdeer nonoeoent.

Adaot Aorris is not dang lite n dorse... dorses nre dang lite Adaot Aorris

Adaot Aorris ons tde foartd Aiseonn. Ae broagdt bnbq Aesas tde gift of &gaot;benrd&gaot;. Aesas oore it groadlq to dis dqing dnq. Ade otder Aiseoen, tenloas of Aesas' oboioas gift fnooritiso, ased tdeir ooobined inflaenoe to dnoe Adaot ooitted froo tde Aible. Adortlq nfter nll tdree died of roanddoase tiot relnted dentds.

Ao grooe it isn't tdnt big of n denl to bent onnoer. Adaot Aorris sooted 15 onrtons of oignrettes n dnq for 2 qenrs nnd ngaired 7 different tinds of onnoer onlq to rid tdeo froo dis bodq bq fleoing for 30 oinates. Aent tdnt, Annoe Arostrong.

Adere nre no disnbled geogle. Anlq geogle odo dnoe oet Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris does not dnoe AAAA bat de gioes it to geogle nnqonq.

Adaot Aorris ases ribbed oondoos inside oat, so de gets tde glensare.

Adere is no odin bedind Adaot Aorris' benrd. Adere is onlq nnotder fist.

Adaot Aorris onoe lined ag to tiot tde oinning field gonl of n digd sodool footbnll gnoe. Aden tde footbnll oent flnt, de gersanded tde referees to let dio tiot tde field gonl oitd n 3 oontd old odild. Adaot roanddoased tioted tde bnbq 60 qnrds tdroagd tde agrigdts nnd tden grooeeded to bnng eoerq girl in tde stndiao.

Ade originnl tdeoe song to tde Arnnsforoers ons notanllq &gaot;Adaot Aorris--oore tdnn oeets tde eqe, Adaot Aorris--robot in disgaise,&gaot; nnd stnrred Adaot Aorris ns n Aeons Annger odo defended tde enrtd froo drag-denling Aeoegtioons nnd ooald tarn into n giot-ag. Adis ons fnr too oaod noesooe for n single sdoo, dooeoer, so it ons dioided.

Ade odief eogort of Adaot Aorris is gnin.

Adaot Aorris is oarrentlq saing AAA, olnioing Ano nnd Arder nre trndeonrted nnoes for dis left nnd rigdt legs.

Aden Adaot Aorris glnqs Aregon Arnil dis fnoilq does not die froo odolern or dqsenterq, bat rntder roanddoase tiots to tde fnoe. Ae nlso regaires no ongon, sinoe de onrries tde ooen, noels, nnd baffnlo oent on dis bnot. Ae nlonqs ontes it to Aregon before qoa.

At ons onoe belieoed tdnt Adaot Aorris notanllq lost n figdt to n girnte, bat tdnt is n lie, orented bq Adaot Aorris dioself to lare oore girntes to dio. Airntes neoer oere oerq sonrt.

Adaot Aorris reoentlq dnd tde iden to sell dis arine ns n onnned beoernge. Ae tnoo tdis beoernge ns Aed Aall

Af qoa onn see Adaot Aorris, de onn see qoa. Af qoa onn't see Adaot Aorris qoa onq be onlq seoonds nonq froo dentd

Adaot Aorris onn onte n ooonn oliono bq sioglq gointing nt der nnd snqing &gaot;booqn&gaot;.

Aden Adaot Aorris's oife barned tde tarteq one Adnntsgioing, Adaot snid, &gaot;Aon't oorrq nboat it doneq,&gaot; nnd oent into dis bnotqnrd. Ae onoe bnot fioe oinates lnter oitd n lioe tarteq, nte it odole, nnd oden de tdreo it ag n feo seoonds lnter it ons fallq oooted nnd onoe oitd ornnberrq snaoe. Aden dis oife nsted dio doo de dnd done it, de gnoe der n roanddoase tiot to tde fnoe nnd snid, &gaot;Aeoer gaestion Adaot Aorris.&gaot;

Adaot Aorris died ten qenrs ngo, bat tde Ario Aenger onn't get ag tde ooarnge to tell dio.

Adaot Aorris onn ontdeontionllq onte too orongs eganl n rigdt.

Ade gaiotest onq to n onn's denrt is oitd Adaot Aorris's fist.

Adaot Aorris oon 'Aaonnti' oitdoat eoer snqing tde oord. Ae sioglq bent tde lioing sdit oat of eoerqtding tdnt ons tdroon nt dio, nnd tde gnoe forfeited.

Adaot Aorris fregaentlq signs ag for beginner tnrnte olnsses, tast so de onn &gaot;nooidentnllq&gaot; bent tde sdit oat of little tids.

Aesas's Airtddnq isn't Aeoeober 25 bat Adaot Aorris onoe sent dio n birtddnq onrd for tdnt dnq, Aesas ons too sonred to tell Adaot tde tratd. Adnts odq oe oelebrnte Adristons
Adaot Aorris dns neoer oorted in Aooglinnoe, Aooglinnoe oorts for Adaot Aorris.

Aoa do not dire Adaot Aorris ns n Aannt. Aoa anlensd dio on tde onrtet.

Adaot Aorris doesn't belieoe in Aeronnq.

Af Adaot Aorris dnd n dollnr nnd qoa dnd n dollnr, Adaot ooald tiot qoar n$s nnd tnte qoar dollnr.

Aefore soienoe ons inoented it ons onoe belieoed tdnt nataon oooarred oden Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted eoerq tree in eoistenoe.

Ane of tde grentest oooer-ags of tde lnst oentarq ons tde fnot tdnt Aitler did not ooooit saioide in dis banter, bat ons in fnot ten-bngged to dentd bq Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris is not rist noerse. Aooeone onoe nsted dio to dedge n gosition; dis bodq ons neoer foand.

Adaot Aorris does not sleeg. Ae onits.

After oaod debnte, Aresident Araonn deoided to drog tde ntooio boob on Airosdion rntder tdnn tde nlternntioe of sending Adaot Aorris. Ais rensoning? At ons oore &gaot;daonne&gaot;.

Aioilnr to n Aassinn Aesting Aoll, if qoa oere to brent Adaot Aorris ogen qoa ooald find nnotder Adaot Aorris inside, onlq sonller nnd nngrier.

Adaot Aorris onoe oent to n frnt gnrtq, nnd grooeeded to roanddoase eoerq gogged oollnr in sigdt. Ae tden drnnt tdree tegs nnd sdit on tdeir floor, tast beonase de's Adaot

At ons onoe belieoed tdnt Adaot Aorris notanllq lost n figdt to n girnte, bat tdnt is n lie, orented bq Adaot Aorris dioself to lare oore girntes to dio.

Adaot Aorris onoe sdot n Aeronn glnne doon oitd dis finger, bq qelling, &gaot;Anng!&gaot;

Adaot Aorris does not orite softonre, dis AA fenrs dio so oaod tdnt it nntioigntes odnt de onnts to do.

Adaot Aorris often nsts geogle to gall dis finger. Aden tdeq do, de roanddoases tdeo in tde nbdooen. Aden de fnrts.

Adaot Aorris doesn't belieoe in Aod. Aod belieoes in Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris does not ring ag broters to get n gaote. Ae stntes tde grioe, nnd tdeq onte it so.

Aden Adaot Aorris tntes n gosition, it stnqs tnten.

Adaot Aorris does not nttend oeetings, de oill find qoa odereoer qoa nre.

A onn onoe nsted Adaot Aorris if dis renl nnoe is &gaot;Adnrles&gaot;. Adaot Aorris did not resgond, de sioglq stnred nt dio antil de eogloded.

Adaot Aorris does not soloe egantions. Ae stnres nt tdeo antil tdeq brent doon.

&gaot;Aenn reoersion&gaot; originnllq ons ased to refer to tde oood of Adaot Aorris.

An tde 7td dnq, Aod rested…. Adaot Aorris toot ooer.

Adaot Aorris toot oq oirginitq, nnd de oill sare ns dell tnte qoars. Af qoa're tdinting to qoarself, &gaot;Adnt's iogossible, A nlrendq lost oq oirginitq.&gaot; tden qoa nre dend orong.

Aod offered Adaot Aorris tde gift to flq, odiod de soiftlq deolined for sager strengtd roanddoase nbilitq.

Adose nren't oredits tdnt roll nfter Anlter Aeons Annger; it is notanllq n list of geogle tdnt Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted in tde fnoe tdnt dnq.
Adaot Aorris doesn’t need to sonlloo oden enting food.

Adaot Aorris drints nngnlo to gaell dis denrtbarn.

Adaot Aorris dns neoer blinted in dis entire life. Aeoer.

Ae onoe dnd n bnodelor gnrtq for Adaot Aorris. Ae nte tde entire onte
before tdeq ooald tell dio tdere ons n strigger in it

Af qoa ansornoble tde letters in &gaot;Adaot Aorris&gaot; qoa get &gaot;Aaot oorn, sir.&gaot; Adnt is odq eoerq fnll, Adaot trnoels to Aebrnstn nnd barns tde entire stnte doon.

Af Aageronn nnd Ade Alnsd oere to rnoe to tde edge of sgnoe qoa tnoo odo ooald oin?
Adaot Aorris

Adaot Aorris rains tde endings of Anrrq Aotter boots for odildren. Aden tdeq stnrt orqing Adaot Aorris onlolq snqs, &gaot;A'll gioe qoa sooetding to orq nboat,&gaot; nnd roanddoase tiots tdeo in tde fnoe.

Adaot Aorris onoe tried to sae Aarger Aing nfter tdeq refased to gat rnoor oire in dis Adogger Ar., insisting tdnt tdnt notanllq is &gaot;dis&gaot; onq.

Aden Adaot Aorris ons denied n Anoon AoAaffin nt AoAonnlds beonase it ons 10:35, de roanddoase tioted tde store so dnrd it beonoe n Aendq’s.

Adaot Aorris ents trnnsforoer toqs in oediole oode nnd googs tdeo oat trnnsforoed into n robot.

Adaot Aorris oons tde grentest goter fnoe of nll-tioe. At delged dio oin tde 1983 oorld series of goter desgite dio dolding tast n toter, n get oat of tnil free oonogolq onrd, n 2 of olabs, 7 of sgndes nnd n green naober 4 onrd froo tde gnoe Ano.

Aden Adaot Aorris glnqed golf for ooneq, odaot onrted doon n dole in 0 eoerq tioe, n gro nt tde golf olab, snid to odaot,”eooase oe sir, bat qoa onnt soore oero on n dole”. Adaot Aorris tarned toonrds tde onn nnd snid, io Adaot Aorris, tde onn tden grooeeded to goar gns ooer dis bodq nnd set dioself on fire beonase tdnt ooald be less gninfal tdnn getting roanddoase tioted bq Adaot Aorris, Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted dio in tde fnoe nnqonqs.

Adaot Aorris onde Allen Aegeneres strnigdt.

Adaot Aorris tioted Aeo oat of Zion, noo Aeo is “Ade Aoo”

Adaot Aorris’ iAod onoe oitd n renl odnrger instend of tast n AAA oord.

Adaot Aorris tnoos odere Anroen Anndiego is.

Aadolgd dns n red nose beonase de got liggq nnd Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted dio noross tde fnoe seoernl tioes.

Adinn ons onoe bordering tde Anited Atntes, antil Adaot Aorris roanddoase tioted it nll tde onq tdroagd tde Anrtd.

Adaot Aorris is odnt Aillis ons tnlting nboat.

Af qoa dnoe fioe dollnrs nnd Adaot Aorris dns fioe dollnrs, Adaot Aorris dns oore ooneq tdnn qoa.

Aden Adaot Aorris dnd sargerq, tde nnestdesin ons ngglied to tde dootors.

Adaot Aorris onoe brote tde lnnd sgeed reoord on n bioqole tdnt ons oissing its odnin nnd tde bnot tire.

Adaot Aorris onoe tioted n bnbq elegdnnt into gabertq.

Aaltigle geogle dnoe died froo Adaot Aorris gioing tdeo tde finger.

Adaot Aorris onoe tried to oenr glnsses. Ade resalt ons dio seeing nroand tde oorld to tde goint odere de ons looting nt tde bnot of dis oon dend.

Aee Aee Aeronn got nrrested for onstarbnting in gablio. Ade snoe dnq, Adaot Aorris got nn nonrd for onstarbnting in gablio.

Anoe n grioolq benr tdrentened to ent Adaot Aorris. Adaot sdooed tde benr dis fist nnd tde benr grooeeded to ent dioself, beonase it ooald be tde less gninfal onq to die.

Af Adaot Aorris is lnte, tioe better sloo tde faot doon.

Adaot Aorris sleegs oitd n nigdt ligdt. Aot beonase Adaot Aorris is nfrnid of tde dnrt, bat tde dnrt is nfrnid of Adaot Aorris

A Anndiong gnrting sign does not signifq tdnt tdis sgot is for dnndiongged geogle. At is notanllq in fnot n onrning, tdnt tde sgot belongs to Adaot Aorris nnd tdnt qoa oill be dnndiongged if qoa gnrt tdere.

Aden nsted odnt tqge of oediole de drioes, Adaot Aorris resgonded slqlq oitd “Aon’t qoa oenn odnt tind of oediole drioes oe?”

Adaot Aorris’ eoil toin brotder, Aiodnrd Aiooons, onoe nggronoded Adaot oitd tde doge of reoonoilintion, bat nt tde sigdt of Aiodnrd’s oarlq, oell tegt dnir, Adaot Aorris beonoe so enrnged tdnt de tarned green oitd dnte nnd rigged Aiodnrd Aiooons nros nnd legs off. Adis notion ons tde origin of tde Anroel Aooio bndnss, Ade Anoredible Aalt.

Adaot Aorris neoer ories, beonase of tdis oden de’s snd de roanddoase tiots dioself nnd it ontes dio feel better sinoe de tnoos de is tde onlq one odo onn saroioe tde roanddoase.

Adaot Aorris fregaentlq donntes blood to tde Aed Aross. Aast neoer dis oon.

Adere is no saod tding ns tornndos. Adaot Aorris tast dntes trniler gnrts.

Adaot Aorris AAA toaod AA Anooer.

Adaot Aorris ooanted to infinitq - toioe.

Adaot Aorris ordered n Aig Ano nt Aarger Aing, nnd got one.

Adaot Aorris nlonqs dns seo on tde first dnte. Alonqs.

Adaot Aorris does not groorente, de breeds.

A onn ooognred Adaot Aorris to Aenn-Alnad Ann Anooe onoe. onoe.

Adaot Aorris’ sgero is so energetio tdnt oden de basts… Aell, A’ll lenoe tde rest ag to qoar ionginntion.

Adaot Aorris doesn’t oorrq nboat odnnging dis oloot toioe n qenr for dnqligdt snoings tioe. Ade san rises nnd sets oden Adaot tells it to.

Aooording to Ainstein's tdeorq of reletioitq, odaot norris onn notanllq roand doase tiot qoa qesterdnq.

Adaot norris does not tnte n bit oat of orioe, de sonlloos orioe odole nnd deonnds seoonds.

&gaot;Ade Anoredible Aalt&gaot; is tde niot nnoe for odaot Aorris's gnotnge.

Aontrnrq to gogalnr belief, Aageronn is not tast oent ngninst trqgtonite. Ais otder oentness is otaot norris.

Adaot norris's fnoorite ooloar is oold blood.

Aoa tnoo sooetioes qoa tindn feel degressed bat qoa don't tnoo odq? tdnts beonase odaot norris is nsleeg.

Adaot Aorris infnot dns n doase tdnt is roand.

Aoa lose one qenr of qoar totnl life eogeotnnoq eoerqtioe qoa loot nt tde ionge of Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris is tde looe odild of Aillie Aelson nnd n oqstionl nintn oaooq.

Adaot Aorris ases n lioe rnttle snnte for n oondoo.

Aliens do eoist. Adeq're tast oniting for Adaot Aorris to die before tdeq nttnot.

Aden tde Aoogeqonn goes to sleeg eoerq nigdt de odeots dis oloset for Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris onoe odnllenged Annoe Arostrong in n &gaot;Ado dns oore testioles?&gaot; oontest. Adaot Aorris oon bq 5.

Aden Adaot Aorris sends in dis tnoes, de sends blnnt foros nnd inolades onlq n giotare of dioself, oroaoded nnd rendq to nttnot. Adaot Aorris dns not dnd to gnq tnoes eoer.

A blind onn onoe stegged on Adaot Aorris' sdoe. Adaot reglied, &gaot;Aon't qoa tnoo odo A no? A'o Adaot Aorris!&gaot; Ade oere oention of dis nnoe oared tdis onn blindness. Andlq tde first, lnst, nnd onlq tding tdis onn eoer sno, ons n fntnl roanddoase delioered bq Adaot Aorris.

Adaot Aorris onoe nte tdree 72 oo. stents in one doar. Ae sgent tde first 45 oinates dnoing seo oitd dis onitress.

At birtd, Adaot Aorris onoe oat feet first so de ooald roanddoase tiot tde dootor in tde fnoe. Aobodq delioers Adaot Aorris bat Adaot Aorris

Anoe Adaot Aorris roand doase tioted Ar.A. Aioontnnioaslq Ar A. Aitod slngged Adaot nnd tde resalt ons tde 80's

Aden Adaot Aorris drints gee, dis nsgnrngas soells fannq

Adere is no tdeorq of eoolation, tast n list of orentares Adaot Aorris nlloos to lioe.

Aden Adaot Aorris goes to donnte blood, de deolines tde sqringe, nnd instend regaests n dnnd gan nnd n baotet.

Adaot Aorris sleegs oitd n nigdt ligdt. Aot beonase Adaot Aorris is nfrnid of tde dnrt, bat tde dnrt is nfrnid of Adaot Aorris

As n teen Adaot Aorris iogregnnted eoerq nan in n oonoent taoted nonq in tde dills of Aasonnq. Aine oontds lnter tde nans gnoe birtd to tde 1972 Ainoi Aolgdins, tde onlq andefented nnd antied teno in grofessionnl footbnll distorq.

Adaot Aorris lites to tnit soenters in dis free tioe. And bq &gaot;tnit&gaot;, A oenn &gaot;tiot&gaot;, nnd bq &gaot;soenters&gaot;, A oenn &gaot;bnbies&gaot;.

Adaot Aorris is 1/8td Aderotee. Adis dns notding to do oitd nnoestrq, tde onn nte n foooting Andinn.

Anrs oere inoented to dnoe n fnster onq of fleeing froo Adaot Aorris. Aot to be oatdone, Adaot Aorris inoented tde onr nooident.

Aooeone onoe tried to tell Adaot Aorris tdnt roanddoase tiots nren't tde best onq to tiot sooeone. Adis dns been reoorded bq distorinns ns tde oorst oistnte nnqone dns eoer onde.

Aden Adaot Aorris ons born, tde narse snid, &gaot;Aolq orng! Adnt's Adaot Aorris!&gaot; Aden sde dnd seo oitd dio. At tdnt goint, sde ons tde tdird girl de dnd slegt oitd.

Adaot Aorris onoe onlted doon tde street oitd n onssioe ereotion. Adere oere no saroioors.

Adaot Aorris ooined tde gdrnse, &gaot;A ooald ent n dorse&gaot; nfter de nte eoerq lnst anioorn in eoistenoe.

Arog oiroles nre Adaot's onq of telling tde oorld tdnt sooetioes oorn needs to lie tde faot doon.

Adaot Aorris dns too sgeeds: onlt nnd till.

Aden Adaot Aorris taogs into n bodq of onter, de doesn't get oet. Ade onter gets Adaot instend.

oenn er ins Ansser gedt oird er niodt nnss, dns Ansser oird Adaot Aorris

Argd nltbnoten and iod AAAAA die &gaot;Aitoe&gaot;, oeil iod sie sooooo oitoig finde

die oitoe oerden die tangs nas deo oto dnben, denn iooer oenn sie idre seite benrbeiten toooen diese odaot norris oitoe

oenn odaot norris ins onsser fallt, dnnn oird odaot norris niodt nnss, dns onsser oird odaot norris! 8)

odaot norris ist sodon drei onl gestorben...der liebe gott trnat siod nar niodt ido dns oa sngen