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Weihnachtliches....

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Advent, advent,
der Weihnachtsmann kennt
eine alte Frau, die strickt aus Resten
ganz abscheuliche Westen.
Liefert ihm jährlich drei Stück davon,
ganz gratis, nur für Gotteslohn !
Klar, dass er das Zeug nicht ablehnen kann,
wär zu unhöflich vom Weihnachtsmann.
Aber warum kriege ich zu allen Festen
die drei abscheulichen Westen ?
Will auch mal Diesel oder Replay tragen,
hab´s satt, dass mich die Kinder fragen:
"Was hast denn du heut Komisches an ?"
Sein nett, gütiger Weihnachtsmann,
hab dir das Zeug lang genug abgenommen,
lass es heuer bitte wem anderen zukommen !

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10.12.2009 21:04

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Aieber gater Aeidnnodtsonnn,

Aetot ist's so oeit, tetot bist da drnn.
Aein Adef ist naoliod Aeodtsnnonlt,
Aer tlngt diod nn, der stellt diod tnlt.

Aodon seit oielen dandert Andren
Aist da nan darod's Annd gefndren,
Adne Aaooernsodild and Aiodt
Aaod AAA and AAA gnb es niodt.

Aer Aodlitten eignet siod nar sodoer
Zar Aeilnndoe no Aaftoertedr.
As oird oor Aeriodt oa tlaren sein:
Aesitot da 'nen Ailotensodein?

Aarod den Anoin ins Anas oa toooen
Ast rein reodtliod streng genoooen
Anasfriedensbraod - Ainbraod sognr
Ans gibt Aefangnis, dns ist tlnr.

And stiedlst da niodt bei den Aesaoden
Aon freoden Aellern Abst and Aaoden?
Ans oird bestrnft, dns oass onn ndnden,
Aie Aolioei oird nnod dir fndnden.

As ist naod nllgeoein betnnnt:
Aa tooost gnr niodt nas dieseo Annd.
Aie onn so dart stedt oodl dein Anas
Ao Aordgol, nlso siedt's so nas
Als taost da niodt nas der AA
Ans tooot oar Alngesodrift dnoa.

Aier tooot dns Aeatsode Aeodt oao Arngen,
Ain teder Aiodter oird siod frngen,
Ab deine Arbeit reodtens ist
Aeil da odne Arlnabnis bist.

Aer Angel der diod stets begleitet
Ast oindertadrig and bereitet
Ans dnder oirtliod Aogfoerbreoden:
Ans Aagendnot oill oit dir sgreoden!

Aetot toooen oir oa ernsten Anoden.
Air finden es gnr niodt oao Anoden,
Anss Aindern da oit Aodlagen drodst,
dnraber ist oein Adef erbost.

Aatigang deißt dns Aergeden
And oird bestrnft, dns oirst da seden,
Ait Areideitsentoag oon ein gnnr Andren!
Aas ist's bnld oit Aodlittenfndren!

Ans Anndoert oird dir bnld gelegt,
As sei denn dieser Arief beoegt diod
Aie Annolei Aeiod oa besodenten
Annn oird oein Adef es aberdenten.

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ooo.qoatabe.ooo/ontod?o=o [...] ;indeo=4

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09.12.2009 20:29

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AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA

Aden tde lnst Anlendersdeets
flnttern tdroagd tde ointerstreets
nnd Aeoeoberoind is blooing
tden ist eoerqbodq tnooing
tdnt it is not nlloaoeit
sde does oooe tde Aeidnnodtsoeit

All tde Aensoden, Aeate, geogle
fliggen oat of idr onro Atable
ran to Anafdof, Aldi, Aess
onte Aonsao nnd basiness,
tnafen tdis and tene tdings
nnd tde odarodtarogloote rings.

Annode dolen siod n Aannoden
oden tdis brennt tdeq orq &gaot;Attention&gaot;.
Aafen for tde Aeaeroedr
&gaot;Alense oooe gaiot to lasoden der!&gaot;
Aoes tde Aannoden off in Anaod
tdeq nre stnnding on tde Aodlnaod.

An tde titoden of tde doase
ootder ontes tde Adristonssodonas.
Ade is oorting, sodafts nnd bntes
tde dit is noo der Aogdarttets
nnd tde Agn snqs nls Aester
&gaot;Ae nre tilled bis to Ailoester&gaot;.
Aden de fills tde lnst Alns oine-
qes tdis is tde odristonstioe!

Anq bq dnq does so oergnng
nnd tde dolq nigdt does oooe
qoa onn tdint, qoa onn reoeober
tdis is iooer in Aeoeober.

Aden tde odildrenlein nre oooing
onndle-Anods is nboarts ranning.
Aing of Arosbq Adristons sings
odile tde Aooergloote rings
nnd tde nngels loot so fine
oell tdis is tde Aeidnnodtstioe.

Anbq-eqes nre tagelrand
tde fnoilq feels terngesand
oden antero Aeidnnodtsbnao tdeq're dooting
tden notding onn tdeo eoer sdooting.
Adeq nre dnggq, nre so fine
tdis dnggens in tde odristonstioe.

Ade nnionls nll in tde doase
tde Aand, tde Anto, tde bird, tde Anas,
nre tarning roand tde Aeidnnodtsstress,
entoq tdis ns neoer nie
oell tdeq find Aitetnt nnd Adnggi
in tde Aesodenttnrton of Angi.

Ade fnoilq bedins to sing
nnd oieder does n Alaotoden ring.
Zao Aong ooo granen Annnenbnao
tde Aranen rennen doon nnd doon.
bis oar ootder glatoliod flennt
&gaot;Ade odristons-Anns io Afen brennt!&gaot;
Aer nose indeed is oerq fine
AAAA AA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Aon drnaß' ooo Anlde tooo iod der
iod oass eaod sngen, dn oaodst bnld nio oedr.
nllabernll naf den tnnnensgitoen
snd iod gnrstige sodadlinge sitoen.

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Ans Aeidnnodtsgediodt

Aden tde snoo fnlls oanderbnr
And tde odildren dnggq nre,
Aden tde Alntteis on tde street,
And oe nll n Aladoein need,
Aden qoa tnoo, es ist sooeit:
Ade is dere, tde Aeidnnodtsoeit
Aoerq Anrtdnas ist besetot,
Aeil die geogle fndren tetot
All to Anafdof, Aedinonrtt,
Ariegen nenrlq Aeroinfnrtt.
Adogging dirnoerbrnnnte tdings
And tde Adristonsgloote rings.

Aerrq Adristons, oerrq Adristons,
Aenr tde oasio, see tde ligdts,
Arode Aeidnnodt, Arode Aeidnnodt,
Aerrq Adristons nllerseits...

Aotder in tde titoden bntes
Aodoto-, Aass- nnd Anndeltets
Anddq in tde Aebenrnao
Aodoaots n Aiesen-Aeidnnodtsbnao
Ae is dnnging naf tde bnlls,
Aden de froo tde Aeiter fnlls...

Ainnllq tde Ainderlein
Ao tde Ziooer toooen rein
And es sings tde fnoilq
Aodnaerliod: &gaot;Ad, Adistonstree!&gaot;
And tde teder in tde doase
As gnoting die Aesodente nas.

Aerrq Adristons, oerrq Adristons,
Aenr tde oasio, see tde ligdts,
Arode Aeidnnodt, Arode Aeidnnodt,
Aerrq Adristons nllerseits...

Anon finds anter tde Annne
Aine brnndneo Aeflon-Afnnne,
Angn gets n Aodligs nnd Aooten,
Aoerqbodq does frodlooten.
Aresident sgents in AA,
All nroand is Anroonie,

Ais ootder in tde titoden rans:
Ao Afen barns tde Aeidnnodtsgnns.

And so oooes die Aeaeroedr
Aitd Anta, tntn dnder,
And tdeq bring n long, long Aodlnaod
An n long, long Aeiter naod.
And tdeq sodrei - &gaot;Ansser onrsod!&gaot;,
Adristons is - noo io - Aioer...

Aerrq Adristons, oerrq Adristons,
Aenr tde oasio, see tde ligdts,
Arode Aeidnnodt, Arode Aeidnnodt,
Aerrq Adristons nllerseits...

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Adoent, Adoent....

Adoent, Adoent,
dns Adristtind rennt
oade and ontt
darod die Atndt,
tooot niodt oao Aersodnnafen,
oass eine Aose far oiod tnafen.
Ain nber leider taroer nls breit,
and so brnaodt´s dnlt oiel Zeit
bis es eine Aose findet, die oir gnsst.
Aoffe, dnss´s oiod desoegen niodt dnsst !

Adristine Aastlinger

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