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Ich habe eine kurze Geschichte parat, die zeigt wie stolz ich auf meine Mama sein kann, wie sie mit meinem Lesbischsein umgeht
Meine Freundin hatte Geburtstag und in Anspielung darauf, dass sie sich nur meine Brüste wünschen würde, habe ich ihr einen Gipsguss von meinem Oberkörper angefertigt.
Ich zeige also ein Foto von dieser Büste stolz meiner Mama.
Ich: Schau mal Mama, für meine Freundin. Weil sie sich meine Brüste gewünscht hat.
Mama: Oh schön, aber wäre Silikon dann nicht sinnvoller gewesen als Gips??
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