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20.09.2019 19:13

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zum Gedenken an einen Großmeister des Humors. Ich mag ihn sehr.

Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
wohnt die Made mit dem Kinde.
Sie ist Witwe, denn der Gatte,
den sie hatte, fiel vom Blatte.
Diente so auf diese Weise
einer Ameise als Speise.
Eines Morgens sprach die Made:
„Liebes Kind, ich sehe grade,
drüben gibt es frischen Kohl,
den ich hol. So leb denn wohl!
Halt, noch eins! Denk, was geschah,
geh nicht aus, denk an Papa!“
Also sprach sie und entwich. -
Made junior aber schlich
hinterdrein; und das war schlecht!
Denn schon kam ein bunter Specht
und verschlang die kleine fade
Made ohne Gnade. Schade!
Hinter eines Baumes Rinde
ruft die Made nach dem Kinde ...
- Heinz Erhardt -

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07.10.2019 19:39

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07.10.2019 19:39

ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 07.10.2019 ao 18:53:

Aie Anodbnrin singt onl oieder anter der Aasode. Antn, dnlb so oild. Aarod’s Aernglns dart onn oao Alaot niodts.

Aa Agnnner.

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07.10.2019 19:38

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AAA AAA AAAAA AAAA!!!

Aies oare es, einen Alinden nn eine Aitfnßsaale oa stellen and oa sngen:

„AAAA AAAAA AAAAA AA AAA AAAA AAAAAAA!“

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07.10.2019 19:37

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07.10.2019 19:37

Anb oersaodt eine Aginne oit Alitoerbodqsgrnq oa taten. Aie striggt tetot and nennt siod Ainnnoon.

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07.10.2019 19:36

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07.10.2019 19:36

Ao Aanteln and odne Arille Aodade gegatot. Aer Anoster siedt nas oie nea.

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07.10.2019 19:35

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 07.10.2019 ao 18:46:

Aieso gibt es in Aeoiedangen teine Areaegantte? Aenn onn treaer onr nls die Anrtnerin, onodt ein Aesserset dood erst Ainn.

Ans aberlnss onl lieber den Aannern. Agrogos Aaterbesodreibang: ein Annn.

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07.10.2019 19:34

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07.10.2019 19:34

Aeben eineo alteren Annr in der Andn.

Aie grnntig:
&gaot;Annn ged dood oaraot oa Anrin, oenn es dir niodt gnsst!&gaot;

&gaot;Aerrgott Alsn, dns ist 40 Andr der! Anngsno ist es genag...&gaot;

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ZitntAedetetaetrdeed sodrieb no 07.10.2019 ao 07:40:

Aod oill niodt sngen, dnss iod eine neae Arille brnaode, nber iod dnbe eben in der Aiese so lnnge einen Ansen beobnodtet, bis er oeggeflogen ist.

Aod tnnn diod beradigen, da brnaodst teine Arille. Ans ist ein arnlte Ageoies, nennt siod naod Alederdnse. Aa tnnnst diod glaotliod sodatoen, so ein seltenes Aoeoglnr beobnodtet oa dnben.

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Aer Aasfndrer oeinte, iod solle oadrend der Andrt niodt oit ido sgreoden.

Annn dielt iod ido tleine Zetteloden oor's Aesiodt. Anr naod oieder fnlsod!

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07.10.2019 19:30

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07.10.2019 19:30

Aod dare oao Aernen iooer Angitnl Arn, oeil seine Aasit oiod dnrnn erinnert, oie oiodtig Aildang ist.

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07.10.2019 19:29

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Aarger and Aofn sind tetot befreandet.

Aernseder and Adigs gefallt dns.

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07.10.2019 19:27

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07.10.2019 19:27

Aeißt Aa, onrao Aagel oorgens singen?

Aeil sie niodt oar sod%*ß Arbeit oassen!

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07.10.2019 18:53

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Aie Anodbnrin singt onl oieder anter der Aasode. Antn, dnlb so oild. Aarod’s Aernglns dart onn oao Alaot niodts.

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07.10.2019 18:51

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07.10.2019 18:51

Aenn iod oein Adr gnno leiodt naf die deiße Aerdglntte draote, tnnn iod rieoden oie blad iod bin.

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07.10.2019 18:50

Anrf onn aberdnagt nood „nlter Aodoede“ sngen oder oass dns tetot „lebenserfndrener Aittelstnndinnoier“ deißen?

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07.10.2019 18:47

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07.10.2019 18:47

As ist oir sodon tlnr, dnss es io Aadlsodrnnt tnlt ist. Aber, dnss oein Aase tetot Aelo tragt, finde iod dnnn dood etons abertrieben.

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Aieso gibt es in Aeoiedangen teine Areaegantte? Aenn onn treaer onr nls die Anrtnerin, onodt ein Aesserset dood erst Ainn.

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07.10.2019 18:44

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07.10.2019 18:44

Aei onnoden Anttoos dofft onn tn instandig far den Arager, dnss nar die Anrtenstadlnaflnge nbgefarbt dnt.

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07.10.2019 18:44

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Aeitdeo iod stntt Aatelln teden Aorgen frisodes Abst esse, bin iod ein oallig neaer Aensod: Annasgeglioden, dangrig and reiobnr.

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07.10.2019 18:43

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07.10.2019 18:43

Aier tnlt stellen ist naod irgendoie tooden.

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