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Meine Freundin ruft missglückt an.
Die Dame am Telefon meldet sich mit Firmennamen.
Meine Freundin stellt sich vor und fragt: "Haben Sie auch lesbische Liebesfilme?"
Sie: "Nein." Meine Liebste wünscht einen schönen Abend und legt auf.
Ich gucke im Internet und sehe, die haben doch welche.
Ruf ich noch mal an und nenne den Titel des Films. Sie: "Find ick nich - wie würd dit jeschrieben? Lost und diliriouuus?" Ich buchstabierte es ihr und sagte, sie solle einfach im Netz nach dem Titel gucken. Fängt sie an wie verrückt zu tippen und haucht ins Hallofon, "wir haben aber keen Internet." (hab auch üüüberhaupt nicht gehört, wie im Hintergrund das ICQ-Geräusch ertönte) Ich: Sind Sie manchmal auch telefonisch zu erreichen? Sie: schweigt - 1 2 3 Sekunden - "äh, Sie rufen doch gerade an" und ich: "Jawoll und was hats mit dem ICQ-Geräusch im Hintergrund auf sich?" Rief eine Mitarbeiterin aus dem Hintergrund: "Scheiße, wie peinlich, leg auf!"
Jetzt lauf ich mal fix rüber und frage persönlich nach.
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